Wordpress has a feature on my "dashboard" that tells me what search terms people are Googling that are leading to my blog.
I fear I have left many searchers feeling disappointed.
Here are ten search terms that have led some poor, confused strangers to my world:
1) Chocolate Tea.
Hmmmm.
I have never had chocolate tea, nor have I spoken of chocolate tea.
I am not sure chocolate tea exists.
But I am a big fan of chocolate and feel like dessert is not worth bothering with if it does not contain chocolate.
So, if given the choice, I might choose chocolate tea over plain tea.
2) Hadley kindergarten
Weird.
But I can see how it happened.
3) Wife verses in the Bible
Okay.
4) Cooking Pudding Cakes in a Slow Cooker
I am certain this poor Googler was unimpressed with my slow cooker recipe AND the appearance of my slow cooker.
5) Lumberjack Crock Pot
What?
I am not making that up.
What is the difference between a regular crock pot and a lumberjack crock pot?
Maybe I should Google this.
6) Lumberjacks worked 8 months
I am disappointing many lumberjacks out there.
Who knew Lumberjacks got online so often?
7) My sister's name.
Sister!
FYI: You are being googled by someone out there in cyberspace.
You are being googled often.
I am not putting your name in here so as to not attract more cybersearchers.
Go away, you weird Googlers.
8) What is a lumberjack's wife called?
I do not know and sadly, neither does this poor Googler.
But if I had to guess, I would go with Lumberjill.
That sounds lovely.
9) Compression Stockings.
I wonder just how many varicose vein procedures have been cancelled after happening upon this photo:
Well, I hope that lumberjack found a wife.
He did not find a wife from this blog.
He did probably find what qualities to NOT have in a lumberjack's wife.
Something tells me I am not the ideal Lumberjill.
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lumberjack looking for a wife!!! do you think that is the prospective wife searching?? and chocolate tea sounds beyond disgusting....but that's just me! by the way, chocolate raspberry creamer is on sale at Walmart - $2.50! :-)
ReplyDeleteHahaha! You are so funny and I think you are a great "Lumberjill" but not for grabs ;) I get people searching for slime a lot. Hmmmm!? Am I slimey? Maybe it's the recipes, now THAT's saying something! Lol
ReplyDeleteThat's too funny! Maybe someone needs to start a singles site where all the lumberjacks and lumberjills can find each other!
ReplyDeleteThat hot picture of your legs should definitely be posted somewhere. The doctor's office, perhaps? Maybe as a warning when they sign the paperwork for the procedure. By the way, how are the legs?
ReplyDeleteLegs are alright. I have abandoned the compression stockings! They are still quite bruised and sore. Hope it worked!
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