Neener Neener Giveaway

Yes.

I get to go away and you don't.

And to that, I say "Neener Neener."

Listen:

Sheldon Cooper Neener Neener sound bite  

Name that tv show.

HILarious.

Any-who . . .

Yes, I am leaving for Cancun, child-free, for one full week.

Crazy, I know.

And in celebration of that fact, I thought I would offer up a little giveaway.

My first giveaway, to be exact.

This will be my 198th published post.

Shoot.

So close to 200.

I do, in fact, have 268 total posts.

Velly Intellesting.

(Name that blogger)

Yes.

I have several previously published posts from the days of yore (like last June and July) when I used to use my family's actual names.

Unfortunately, I had a breach in security and had to pull the plug on the blog for a bit.

So, the only people who probably read those posts were the 4 people who read my blog back then.

And I knew exactly who they were:  Melissa, Sharyl, Lani, and Jessy.

Hi, girls!

Thanks for being such dedicated readers!

Don't be jealous of my 4 readers, dear friends.

Jessy, Melissa, and Sharyl are of the same kin.

And Lani is my friend.

So no need to be jealous over my fame.

You'll get your 4 dedicated readers someday, too.

All in good time, my dears.

All in good time.

And, I am quite certain Jessy hasn't read this blog since October-ish.

She may have gotten sick of me.

What?!

I know.

Hard to believe.

I am thinking that I might need new material?

Jessy?

Jessy?

Yes.

I fear I've lost Jessy.

100 (meaningless) points to anyone who can find Jessy and bring her back.

The Lumberjack's Wife leaves no man behind.

Anyways, I was trying to make it to my 200th published post and do a combination of a "200th post celebration" and a "Neener Neener I get to go on vacation and you don't" kind of giveaway.

But 198th sounds good, too.

Now, don't be expecting some elaborate giveaway prize.

PUH-lease.

I am, however, offering a $25 giftcard to Starbucks.

Holla!

And I am offering ways for you to get multiple entries.

Cause I'm awesome like that.

Leave a comment for each one you are eligible for:

1)  Just a comment for your first entry.  This can be about whatever you wish.

Can't think of anything to talk about?

Rhode Island is neither a road or an island.

Discuss.

(Name that actor)

2)  Give yourself an extra entry if you follow me or start following me in any form (Facebook, a reader, email subscription,  etc)

3)  Give yourself an extra entry if you have shared or are willing to share this blog with a friend (just pass along the link or you could blog about it)

Really.

The choice is yours.

4)  Give yourself an extra entry if you have me or are putting me on your blogroll.

5)  Give yourself an extra entry if you can name any of my little "Name that ______" questions.

This contest is open from now until Saturday, February 27th, 2010.

 I will announce the winner sometime on Sunday, February 28th.

And on that note . . .

Goodbye!

Farewell!

I will miss you!

Later, dudes and dudettes!