COW, Rain, Treats, Links, and Bathroom Humor.

*Disclaimer*

The entire Lumberjack household has come down with some sort of yucky sickness.

My head is in a fog.

Please excuse this post if it doesn't make any sense.

Please excuse all my posts if they never make any sense.

Thank you.

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1)  COW

COW=Comment of the Week (Only the sharp mind of Mindee could come up that)

This week's winner is Joyce!

On Wednesday, I wrote a post, "A Public Service Announcement," in which I asked the Tribal Council if you minded me still going by The Lumberjack's Wife since we would no longer be using wood heat.

Here's what Joyce said,

"Pretty sure you can keep the name. He’s a lumberjack at heart. And I bet he finds plenty of wood to chop and trees to knock down in Ruralville.

Don’t change your name…that would be far more confusing than calling yourself the LJ wife when the LJ is not really a LJ."

People!

He never was a Lumberjack in the first place!

Oh, I just crack myself up.

He is, in fact, an electrician.

But, ask yourselves this, dear readers . . . would you really want to be my readers if I was called, "The Electrician's Wife?"

Then, instead of LJW, you would call me EW.

And frankly, that is just mean.

Please go visit Joyce and leave a comment.

She was, in fact, the very first non-friend, relative, or person I specifically implored to read my blog through email or begging, who came to my blog and left a comment.

In fact, here was her first comment from October 31st,

"Thanks for visiting…Your blog was fun to read…I got all caught up in it and read all the way down to your post about the relatives : )

I’ll come back…love the humor!"

And guess what . . . she came back! 

She is a woman of her word. 

Since then, she has been a most stupendous blog friend and I have enjoyed getting to know her.  And she has left a total of 112 comments since then.

So there you go!

Go be Joyce's friend, and in no time, you too can expect to receive 112 comments.

I guarantee it.

No pressure, Joyce.

2)  It is pouring here.  POURING. 

I would not be shocked, dear readers, if all us dwellers of wherever-it-is-I-live are issued flash flood warnings.

Let's have a moment of silence for my sick Lumberjack, who is in fact an electrician, as he is working hard outside in the cold, cold, wet rain. 

And thunder. 

I think he will be requiring some of my delicious homemade Rice Krispies treats upon arrival to the homestead.

Perhaps if you are lucky, I will share the super secret recipe.

3)  Need some extra laughs this weekend?

Please visit Erin's blog and read about the time she crawled through her house nekked in hopes of cookie dough.

Or read Little Brown House's blog post about her horrifying dressing room experience.

And lastly, but most certainly not leastly, read Allie's blog post in which she makes fun of yours truly.

Go visit one of them and leave a comment!

Comments are what make bloggers worlds go round.

Fun Fact:  Did you know blog is short for weblog?

Bet you didn't know I was so smart.

4)  Is it bad that I get super excited when it is pouring because I know that means soccer games are most likely to be cancelled?

Thoughts?

5)  And finally, I would like to present to you a new segment entitled:

This is What Happens Each and Every Time We Kindly Remind Handsome Dude to Use the Facilities:

He throws himself on the ground in a fit of agony and despair.

Then he takes a moment to mourn all the horror and injustice in the world.

And that concludes our new segment, entitled:

This is What Happens Each and Every Time We Kindly Remind Handsome Dude to Use the Facilities.

Happy Weekend, People!