Chocolate Raspberry Creamer.

Bonjour!

This day has been insanely busy, as we are just about to leave for camping, but I wanted to take a second to do the COW (Comment of the Week), as I am sure it is what all of you have been anticipating.

Right?

Right?

Hello?

Just let me have my moment.

This week's Cow goes to Kendra with her comment on Not Me, Dressing Room Edition:

I will never ever wear a swim suit in public without board-shorts firmly in place.

However, IF I ever go to the beach or pool, I do so with all 4 kids in tow. I figure if people see me with all four kids, first they will ask “Are they all yours?” Then, when I reply in the affirmative, they will look at me and think (quietly to themselves I pray), “Well, she may be lumpy, but after 4 babies, she isn’t tooooo bad.”

OR, we could have custom swim cover ups made with the following caption:
“YES, all four kids are mine.
Yes, my hands are full.
YES, they all have the same dad.
YES, I gave birth to them all.
Yes, I know where they came from.
Yes, I am done.
Yes, my tummy is a bit lumpy.
NO, I do not like plank jacks.
Yes, I do like popcorn.
Please deal with it and kindly find someone else to stare at, but first bring me a snack.
The End”

Go say Bonjour, Holla, or Hi to Kendra.

The choice is yours.

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Random Topic Quick-Change!

Late last night, I did my Questions and Answers post.  Make sure to peruse it, particularly if you left a question.

One of the Questioneers asked me what my dream job would be.

I answered, "A writer."

And a few of you kind readers informed me that I was already a writer.

People!

Have you not noticed that I cannot even write a cohesive paragraph?

Seriously. 

I can barely write sentences.

See?

Just words.

Just random words.

That's all I got to offer the writing world.

100 , nay, 200 (meaningless) points to anyone who can find any post of mine that has a well-written paragraph.

Don't waste your time.

I can assure you that no such paragraph exists.

But thank you for telling me I am a writer!

If I can believe it, I can achieve it!

Right?

Am I right?

Hello?

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I have been a bad blogging friend these past few days.  I am sorry I have not made it around to everyone's blogs.

We are just so darn busy.

Boo, Lumberjill.

Boo.

Please forgive me and I will do better as soon as I return.

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In approximately 60 minutes, we will be heading off to our first camping trip of the year.

I am exhausted just thinking about it.

Actually, I am probably exhausted because it is a great feat to load up this family and get everything ready for our camping adventures.

Hiking . . .

Berry Picking . . .

Fact:  Lumberjill HATES berry picking.

Want to know who else hates berry picking?

Jason.

Remember Jason?

There is also sure to be wood cutting.

And Tom Foolery, such as this:

It is fun.

But it is a lot of work.

It is a lot of work for me.

Let us have a moment of silence to honor poor Taylor, who is exhausted.

*thank you*

Camping.

Powered by Mom . . .

Who is powered by coffee.

5000 (meaningless) points anyone who can guess what I have been sneaking into my coffee again.

Boo, Taylor.

Boo.

Alright!

We are off!

Goodbye!

Farewell!

Toodle-oo!