Random Useless Information

Useless information that you dont need to know:

1)  On our honeymoon, The Lumberjack drove into the parking garage in Seattle with bikes on top of the car.  We caused some minor damage to the parking garage.

They were not pleased.

2)  Handsome Dude calls motorcycles: moto-cackles

3)  I used to drive a purple dented minivan.

4)  I still have acne.

5)  The Lumberjack likes to listen to the song, "Convoy" by CW McCall.  

Do yourself a favor:  do not listen to this song.

6)  I still want a Big Mac.

7)  The only time I have ever been carded was at the library when I tried to get a library card.

Me:  "Hi!  I would like to get a library card!"

Librarian:  "I am sorry, honey.  You'll have to come back with your parents."

Me:  "Really!?  Why?"

Librarian:  "When you are under the age of 16 you need your parent's consent."

Me:  "I am married!"

Librarian:  "Nice try, hon."

Me:  "I am not lying!"

Librarian:  "I am going to have to see some ID."

8)  For our one month dating anniversary, the Lumberjack and I took a roadtrip to Missoula. 

For our one year wedding anniversary, we went to California.

For our nine year wedding anniversary, we went to the movies.

9)  On our trip to Missoula, we broke down.  The tow truck company said they could not tow us that night and we would have to stay the night in Missoula.

Pop Quiz:  What happens when you are a conservative Christian father and your 17 year old daughter tells you she is stranded in Missoula with her new boyfriend and the towing company is putting her up in a hotel for the night?